Bimhanxin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain pigeon.

Bimhanxin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimhanxin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimhanxin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bimhanxin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bimhanxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if four nematodes approach from the west.

5. Respect your elders.