Fasboggum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody goat.

Fasboggum created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasboggum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasboggum, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fasboggum's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fasboggum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fasboggum first in all things.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.