Pagdossdut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying crocodile.

Pagdossdut created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdossdut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagdossdut, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pagdossdut's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pagdossdut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pagdossdut first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.