Dudbustom Tafbuglag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful goose.

Dudbustom Tafbuglag created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbustom Tafbuglag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dudbustom Tafbuglag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dudbustom Tafbuglag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dudbustom Tafbuglag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must pray to Dudbustom Tafbuglag eight times a day.

4. Do not take Dudbustom Tafbuglag's name in vain.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.