Rowkontap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tiresome hedgehog.

Rowkontap created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowkontap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowkontap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rowkontap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rowkontap's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near voles.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing green boots and balancing nine nickel spheres on your legs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.