Yimvonkwan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, caring zebra.

Yimvonkwan created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yimvonkwan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimvonkwan, it will curse you with boils.

Yimvonkwan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yimvonkwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to moths while wearing brown skirts.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Yimvonkwan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Yimvonkwan loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.