Weglamril is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, passionate weasel.

Weglamril created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weglamril, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weglamril, it will turn you into a plant.

Weglamril's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Weglamril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if eight goats approach from the north.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Do not stand on grass.