Flysagcubkap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain dingo.

Flysagcubkap created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flysagcubkap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flysagcubkap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flysagcubkap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flysagcubkap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flysagcubkap.

5. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the north.