Vabdodgup is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast narwhal.

Vabdodgup created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdodgup, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabdodgup, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vabdodgup's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vabdodgup's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the east.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.