Lamdamstafmabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident wasp.

Lamdamstafmabgad created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamdamstafmabgad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamdamstafmabgad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Lamdamstafmabgad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lamdamstafmabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. You must never eat parsnips.