Jinbarngen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unjust centipede.

Jinbarngen created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbarngen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jinbarngen, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Jinbarngen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jinbarngen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight goats approach from the south.

2. Jinbarngen loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear blue ear rings.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.