Narbogquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing squirrel.

Narbogquag created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narbogquag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narbogquag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Narbogquag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Narbogquag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always look after injured ants.