Tikcebpid Hatlibquart is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, impressive camel.
Tikcebpid Hatlibquart created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tikcebpid Hatlibquart, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Tikcebpid Hatlibquart, he will be mildly annoyed.
Tikcebpid Hatlibquart's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Tikcebpid Hatlibquart's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about corn.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never talk about aardvarks.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.