Jondagtapdindissmatstikcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, contented hippopotamus.

Jondagtapdindissmatstikcit created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jondagtapdindissmatstikcit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jondagtapdindissmatstikcit, she will torture you forever.

Jondagtapdindissmatstikcit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jondagtapdindissmatstikcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help moths.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jondagtapdindissmatstikcit.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.