Pinnarldim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful squirrel.

Pinnarldim created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnarldim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinnarldim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pinnarldim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pinnarldim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to shrews while wearing blue shorts.