Fodgontik is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever bear.

Fodgontik created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgontik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodgontik, he will remove you from existence.

Fodgontik's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fodgontik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about stars.