Xenjatspag Ragpagfudarp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying wyvern.

Xenjatspag Ragpagfudarp created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenjatspag Ragpagfudarp, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xenjatspag Ragpagfudarp, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xenjatspag Ragpagfudarp's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Xenjatspag Ragpagfudarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never go into orange rooms.