Gabfastaphot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, wise chicken.

Gabfastaphot created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gabfastaphot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabfastaphot, it will turn you into a dog.

Gabfastaphot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gabfastaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gabfastaphot.

2. Gabfastaphot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.