Homban is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage lion.

Homban created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homban, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Homban, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Homban's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Homban's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing cyan rings.

5. Never think about cell theory.