Cimxinbed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fast squirrel.

Cimxinbed created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cimxinbed, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cimxinbed, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cimxinbed's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cimxinbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Hide if eight snails approach from the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.