Bigarpfeb Gilmilsis is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating rat.

Bigarpfeb Gilmilsis created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bigarpfeb Gilmilsis, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigarpfeb Gilmilsis, he will ignore you.

Bigarpfeb Gilmilsis' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bigarpfeb Gilmilsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if four great tits approach from the east.

5. Never leap near moths.