Arfnakvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong otter.

Arfnakvog created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfnakvog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arfnakvog, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Arfnakvog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Arfnakvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms fawn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat cherries.