Cunxenzedrill Nulcebfon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical spider.

Cunxenzedrill Nulcebfon created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Cunxenzedrill Nulcebfon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunxenzedrill Nulcebfon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cunxenzedrill Nulcebfon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cunxenzedrill Nulcebfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cunxenzedrill Nulcebfon.