Bomingnur is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic salamander.

Bomingnur created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomingnur, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bomingnur, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bomingnur's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bomingnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.