Yarpbimlik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane alligator.

Yarpbimlik created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbimlik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarpbimlik, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yarpbimlik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yarpbimlik's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if seven frogs approach from the west.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.