Saf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless dragon.

Saf created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Saf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Saf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Saf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Saf.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Run away if three doves approach from the east.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Saf.