Sadlunrip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective bee.

Sadlunrip created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadlunrip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sadlunrip, it will think nothing of it.

Sadlunrip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sadlunrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear fawn ear rings.

4. Never feed figs to eagles while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.