Madtafrullcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous raccoon.

Madtafrullcin created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Madtafrullcin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madtafrullcin, it will turn you into a goat.

Madtafrullcin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Madtafrullcin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.