Bossflamgep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful goose.

Bossflamgep created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossflamgep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bossflamgep, he will cry a lot.

Bossflamgep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bossflamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bossflamgep's priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Put Bossflamgep first in all things.