Omtdancad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful grasshopper.

Omtdancad created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdancad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Omtdancad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Omtdancad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Omtdancad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if four sheep approach from the south.