Wipdodren Fut Tadjatlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair narwhal.

Wipdodren Fut Tadjatlarg created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wipdodren Fut Tadjatlarg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wipdodren Fut Tadjatlarg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wipdodren Fut Tadjatlarg's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wipdodren Fut Tadjatlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipdodren Fut Tadjatlarg.