Dusstimpangsad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty raven.

Dusstimpangsad created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dusstimpangsad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dusstimpangsad, it will be very unhappy.

Dusstimpangsad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dusstimpangsad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Dusstimpangsad in the centre of the settlement.