Tonlambud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless owl.

Tonlambud created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Tonlambud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tonlambud, she will not care at all.

Tonlambud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tonlambud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Do not stand on grass.