Mitwodsin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless armadillo.

Mitwodsin created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitwodsin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitwodsin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mitwodsin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mitwodsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about nebulae.