Rawhivnill is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciless capybara.

Rawhivnill created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawhivnill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawhivnill, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rawhivnill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rawhivnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near bats while wearing yellow dresses.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Rawhivnill loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.