Wegquafbam Stafwotjig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent swallow.

Wegquafbam Stafwotjig created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegquafbam Stafwotjig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegquafbam Stafwotjig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wegquafbam Stafwotjig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wegquafbam Stafwotjig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wegquafbam Stafwotjig.

2. Put Wegquafbam Stafwotjig first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.