Gidlarnlat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome mole.

Gidlarnlat created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gidlarnlat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gidlarnlat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gidlarnlat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gidlarnlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to nematodes while wearing fawn shirts.

5. Always wear blue.