Pidgutstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane mouse.

Pidgutstik created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Pidgutstik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pidgutstik, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pidgutstik's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pidgutstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Pidgutstik must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pidgutstik loves dolphins, so they must be respected.