Himcidlad Mif is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous dingo.

Himcidlad Mif created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Himcidlad Mif, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himcidlad Mif, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Himcidlad Mif's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Himcidlad Mif's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Himcidlad Mif must be the most important thing in your life.