Jathamflistifbepmip Figbunban is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent owl.

Jathamflistifbepmip Figbunban created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jathamflistifbepmip Figbunban, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jathamflistifbepmip Figbunban, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jathamflistifbepmip Figbunban's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jathamflistifbepmip Figbunban's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Jathamflistifbepmip Figbunban on top of all buildings.