Wipdissnill is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful hedgehog.

Wipdissnill created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipdissnill, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wipdissnill, she will make you grow a tail.

Wipdissnill's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wipdissnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.