Ladtagteen Liptipvinvilbatbopquart Yattfobtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy penguin.

Ladtagteen Liptipvinvilbatbopquart Yattfobtetti created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtagteen Liptipvinvilbatbopquart Yattfobtetti, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ladtagteen Liptipvinvilbatbopquart Yattfobtetti, it will turn you into a goat.

Ladtagteen Liptipvinvilbatbopquart Yattfobtetti's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ladtagteen Liptipvinvilbatbopquart Yattfobtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. You must love Ladtagteen Liptipvinvilbatbopquart Yattfobtetti.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.