Fitmipraw is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous spider.

Fitmipraw created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitmipraw, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fitmipraw, he will turn you into a dog.

Fitmipraw's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fitmipraw's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fitmipraw first in all things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.