Fenlegbam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty gnu.

Fenlegbam created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlegbam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenlegbam, she will turn you into a duck.

Fenlegbam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fenlegbam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your head pink.

5. Do not chop down trees.