Sitafjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, irritating horse.

Sitafjin created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitafjin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sitafjin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sitafjin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sitafjin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if nine otters approach from the east.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Sitafjin.