Bugarpflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, prudent pigeon.

Bugarpflap created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugarpflap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bugarpflap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bugarpflap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bugarpflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the north.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear ear rings.