Hudtinfetfut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, confident newt.

Hudtinfetfut created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudtinfetfut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hudtinfetfut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hudtinfetfut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hudtinfetfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of rice to grasshopers while wearing blue hats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.