Meghiglab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered bat.

Meghiglab created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meghiglab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Meghiglab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Meghiglab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Meghiglab's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Meghiglab on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.