Nadsantap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing dugong.

Nadsantap created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadsantap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nadsantap, she will turn you into a goat.

Nadsantap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nadsantap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never paint your feet mauve.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nadsantap.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Do not covet oxen.