Fumcepnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent snake.

Fumcepnib created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumcepnib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fumcepnib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fumcepnib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fumcepnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.